New political rules that will take place when I am boss of the world:
(1) No Electoral College (2) One national primary that runs for 24 hours nationwide (3) 90-day maximum from announcement of candidacy to election. (4) No PACs (5) No Citizens United (6) Maximum campaign budget of $30 million (7) No candidates who say "I am a Christian/Jew/Muslim/Hindu/Buddhist/etc. first and American second." (8) If you can prove that you've lived in the USA for at least 80% of the previous 35 years, it doesn't matter where you were born. (9) If you don't believe in evolution and climate change, you are ineligible. (10) Maximum of one divorce, one bankruptcy, one felony conviction, one DWI conviction, one college flunk-out, one private school expulsion, one major lie, one embarrassing YouTube video.